I hear new Hawksley, I have to write a Goren and Eames fic. It's just the way it goes. This is only little, but I had to get it out.

TITLE: I Guess This Is What We're Supposed To Learn
FANDOM: Law & Order: Criminal Intent (Alexandra Eames & Robert Goren)
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Not mine. Dick Wolf and his Mafia are the ones you gotta ask.

( She sits in Captain Ross' chair for and hour and forty minutes. )

All I have to say, courtesy of

jenncho:

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Emilie Simon | Never Fall In Love

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I don't know what to say at the best of times. But the best way for them to go out, I guess, was always going to be like this.

( So call to your witness, call to your truth )

Thank you, Katie and Vincent. Now go and rob 7-11s together and upload that shit to YouTube.

Current Mood: sad
Current Music: HW | Complicated Man

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Come Wednesday, one of my major TV teams will cease to exist without (I assume) a satisfactory conclusion. Law & Order: Criminal Intent was, for all intents (hyuk) and purposes, the fandom that lead me to a lot of your friends lists, and the fandom that made me realise that partners, procedurals and Dick Wolf can create a lot of LOLZ and a helluva lot of memories.

Call this a sayonara post, call it a ~trip down memory lane~ - I can't sleep, so I've compiled a list of the highlights from the past six or so years.

Cues Barbara

( OH MEMORIES OF THE WAY WE WERRREE )

I'm sure I've missed some highlights - tell me yours, Flisty, in what is surely turning into a This Is Your Life style deal. Bless.

Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Babs | The Way We Were

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It's been a while, and I might be rusty - but this Sunday's Criminal Intent?

( It makes me want to grab Australian Crawl for a rendition of 'Reckless (Don't Be So)', seriously. )

Oh, partnerz.

I need a Bex and a lie-down, seriously.

Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: Ian Brown | Forever & A Day

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Christmas present time!

jesshelga asked for her "scrappy three-song [Goren and Eames] list" to be completed, and I complied.

Probably not with as much soppiness, but eh. It's Christmas! Note about the ~wanky~ format: with Goren and Eames, I often find the dictionary and one-word sentences sum them up the best - thus the collaboration with Merriam Webster's website. That, and I like words, yo.

Merry Christmas, J.Helg! Enjoy it, or else. Scary music plays

( Everything Is Simple Now | A Modern G&E Mix )

Who else hates the dictionary and me now? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Yael Naim | Far Far

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Ugh, real-life update and a post basically ignoring this week's Psych later. For now - baby fics!

I told

jesshelga a couple of weeks ago that she needed to give me some prompts so I could throw myself back into writing fic. See, I've been having this kind of annoying thing where I am, basically, uninterested in anything. So this is my attempt to get myself excited again.

(New eps of Psych? Not helping. Jack McBrayer? Helping a lot.)

Each cut is the prompt I was given. The J.Helg is a masochist, can you tell?

TITLE: Ein eindeutiger Mangel an Inspiration
FANDOM(S): Psych, Criminal Intent and No Country For Old Men meets RL
RATING: M, for adultness
DISCLAIMER: Not not mine. Except Pieces, I own that superb intellectual property.

( Psych, Lassiter/Juliet, ironing board )

( Psych, Lassiter/Juliet, loosened tie )

( LOCI, Goren/Eames, dawn )

( Crossover, Dep. Wendell/Pieces, TEE HEE )

Does the world need a songfic to "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit? No? No? Damn.

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: 5000 songs, Max?

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Hawksley's got a new album, and one of the tracks made me think of those poor, unfortunate male souls that are a part of my OTPs. Hey, you've gotta kiss a lot of pidgeons before you get a swan, fellas.

TITLE: Kissing Girls You Shouldn't Kiss
FANDOM(S): Charlie Crews (Life), Carlton Lassiter (Psych), Bobby Goren (Criminal Intent), Roman (Life), Tommy Lynley (The Inspector Lynley Mysteries)
RATING: A nice solid M
DISCLAIMER: None of these characters are mine.

( What time is is now? )

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: That serial killer show. Why do I watch this crap?

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OH YOU THOUGHT I'D FORGOTTEN, DIDN'T YOU.

jenncho used her Knights of Prosperity to little prosperity:

baggers thought she'd use a lil' puff-n-stuff:

But!

THE SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT!

CURRENT THEME SUBMISSIONS

piecesofalice - Danger Zone

jenncho - Looking For Freedom

piecesofalice - My Humps

jenncho - Milkshake

piecesofalice - Come on Eileen

baggers - Manic Monday

loisarah - Buddy Holly

jenncho - The Knights of Prosperity

baggers - Puff the Magic Dragon

Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Outkast | The Whole World

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Oh yes, ladies and...ladies. It's season seven, it's a premiere, it's a new channel its...

Law and Order: Criminal Intent Episode Round-Up!

(For the episode "Amends" or, "The One Where Katie Erbe Won at Canon and Broke a Fandom")

( Don't cry, Eames - it's image heavy and shit quality, but we still love you. )

( Seriously, Now. )

Oh man. That took THREE HOURS to code. How long do these things keep getting, seriously?!

Current Mood: OH EAMES
Current Music: Five | Switch

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So.

jenncho thought she'd use her milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard in the race for the Best New CI Theme music?

C'MON, EILEEN JENN!

CURRENT THEME SUBMISSIONS

piecesofalice - Danger Zone

jenncho - Looking For Freedom

piecesofalice - My Humps

jenncho - Milkshake

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: "The Sopranos"

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Okay.

jenncho's submission for the new CI theme:

That was wonderful. Classy, moody and Hoff-filled. But! I present! MY RETALIATION SUBMISSION:

CRIMINAL INTENT SET, DAY

Vincent squinted at the computer screen. "Do you think they're trying to say something about, uh, my..."

"Fuck yeah, bitch! They're sayin' you fat, and not in the fuckin' P-H-A-T way, mofo!" screamed Chris Noth.

Katie rolled her eyes, and tried to back away, but Chris stopped her.

"Hey Pretty Lady, wanna show The Noth your lady fuckin' lumps?"

Luckily, she'd learnt karate in an earlier post.

THE END.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Wang Chung | Don't Be My Enemy

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I'm getting Ye Olde Cappage of Amends going, but in the meantime, I thought I'd give the biggest uproar from the season finale a lookin' to.

Yes, the theme song is different. It's epic and urban and classy and there's some kick ass beats. But still, I feel we could have lead them around to another song, with all these things, and Kenny Loggins to boot.

I present to you: Pieces' vote for THE NEW CRIMINAL INTENT THEME SONG!

The danger! The zone! The danger zone! Any other suggestions?

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: "Ultimate Spider-Man" Music

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She's a little late, but Franny's here. For

baggers.

Previously, Franny said "freakin'" a lot and generally walked into trouble. Goren and Eames were married and everyone LOLed.

TITLE: The Fantastically Flawed Adventures of Franny Goren [3/?]
FANDOM: Future!Criminal Intent
RATING: I'd say "WTF", but really, PG
DISCLAIMER: Dick Wolf's, not mine.

The original fic | First part | Second part

( I've never done the pile-of-pillows-moulded-to-look-like-a-body thing. )

LOL FRANNY.

Current Music: Hawksley | What Will Bring

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It's very much the 22nd here, so...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, familyarchives!!

I bought you things and wrote you fic.

Title: Dance Hall Days
Fandom: Criminal Intent, Past!Fic
Rating: PG BIRTHDAY-RIFFIC!

( She was dancing, around in a circle. )

Happy Birthday, A. ILU.

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Wang Chung | Let's Go!

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Because she's mentioned here and because me,

familyarchives and plenty of other people had a shit day, here be some new Franny.

God, I love writing this. It's so young adult, so fun and free. No angst for Franny!

First cracktastic part here.

TITLE: The Fantastically Flawed Adventures of Franny Goren [2/?]
FANDOM: Future!Criminal Intent
RATING: I'd say "WTF", but really, PG
DISCLAIMER: Dick Wolf's, not mine.

( It's breakfast time at the Goren household. )

Aw, man, I love it. So lame! So awesome!

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Toohey's Ad

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~~Stolen~~ Borrowed from TheReelBlog:

I don't know what's funnier - Katie's obvious attempt at height with bad late 1990's platforms, or the fact they look like they're about to give a cow some help deliverin' a calf, down at the farm.

YAY RENEWED! To think, six seasons ago they all dressed like hicks, VDO was thin, Jamie Sheridan had a career and TODD didn't exist. I love you, Criminal Intent.

Current Mood: amused

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So I downloaded Paris Enquêtes Criminelles - otherwise known as The French Version of Criminal Intent - Now With More Berets!.

And I LOVE IT. I have no idea what they are saying, BUT I LOVE IT. I love La Eames and Le Goren, and even the fact it's a complete and utter remake down to the Goren Head Tilt and Eames' "Oh, Goren" Face.

Look! Do they have their roles down OR WHAT. Let's look at this wonderfully bizarre excuse for Dick Wolf to get more money closer.

( Maison, er, croissant le fille un je suis? )

I can feel the following coming on:

a) crossover fic where Eames and Goren eat bread sticks, and
b) RPF where the French stars visit and Perez is all over Katie and VDO gets full jealous and hello.

Stop me. No. Really.

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Danny Elfman | Claire

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caps,
ci,
lol,
pec

Quick fic: this was orginally conceived as a fic for

atlashrugged's birthday, but I never really found the right thread for it, sadly. Until today, when watching Oprah sometimes brings on the weirdest plot bunnies.

TITLE: The Emptiness of Full Boxes
FANDOM: Law and Order: Criminal Intent
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Dick Wolf's, yo.

( Alex doesn't spend much time at home. )

I love Oprah.

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Julian Lennon | Keep the People Working

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I may have been distracted by Pendulum Bits, thanks

atlashrugged, but I'll try my best to recall what I can.

( OH MY DUO, HOW I'VE MISSED THEE )

And now, a poll.

[Poll #978516]

These results will be taken back in time to when they filmed the final G/E ep and put in Dick Wolf's pastrami sandwich for him to digest in a timely fashion.

Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: "Search for the Bloody Freakin' Pussycat Doll"

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UM, yumpops RULEZ FOR FINDING THIS:

OMG.

Don't make me go 'shippy on yo' asses. But they're play fighting. Ded. DED! You are my queen,

yumpops.

Now, to make icons!

Current Music: The ad

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piecesofalice

Fic: Fic: "I Guess This Is What We're Supposed To Learn", Criminal Intent (Goren & Eames, PG)

begin again

smiles we gave to one anotherrrrrr

i'm not a shoulder to cry on, but i digress - ~lady's man~ picspam

Musik Poste: "Everything Is Simple Now - A Modern Goren & Eames Mix" for jesshelga

Fic: "Ein eindeutiger Mangel an Inspiration", various ficlets from jesshelga prompts

Fic: "Kissing Girls You Shouldn't Kiss", multi-fandom, M

this is not kosher!

THE SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT!

hello shorty, are you ready to party? - "Amends"

Law and Order: Criminal Intent Episode Round-Up!

toorah teh-roo-ry-ay

C'MON, EILEEN JENN!

no no drama, you don't want no drama

highway to the...

FIC: "The Fantastically Flawed Adventures of Franny Goren" Prt 3, CI

Fic: "Dance Hall Days", CI, for familyarchives

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, familyarchives!!

Fic: "The Fantastically Flawed Adventures of Franny Goren" Prt 2, CI

renewal - it's like a soothing balm

Paris Enquêtes Criminelles? OUI!

Fic: "The Emptiness of Full Boxes", CI, PG

i don't need a (rocket)man - CI roundup

CI Push the Button Ten Promo

OMG.

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