piecesofalice

Two things:

1. I should be in bed (well, I am. But you know.)
2. I shouldn't be writing wanky tra-la-la smut about Nickelodeon-owned characters.

Damn you, tweendom_anon for taking any cred I may have had! Damn you to Hell!


TITLE: Water (or, "I could swim the world with you")
FANDOM: iCarly, Future!Sam/Spencer
RATING: NC-17. I guess?
DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters, that's Nick and Dan Schneider's job.


( Sam doesn't remember liking water as a kid. )

Fun fact: "I Want To Know What Love Is" by Foreigner came up on iTunes whilst writing ~teh raunch~. Maybe that's why this resembles a bad eighties porn.

Oblig!

Only I would manage to write wanky prose about iCarly. Oh, Pieces.

TITLE: Skeletons
FANDOM: iCarly, futureriffic Sam/Spencer
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, natch. Dan Schneider's the man, yo.

( The thing about art is that it's completely subjective. )

Note the pulling teeth reference. It's on my mind, y'know?

*walks away, bleeding from the mouth*