So I downloaded Paris Enquêtes Criminelles - otherwise known as The French Version of Criminal Intent - Now With More Berets!.
And I LOVE IT. I have no idea what they are saying, BUT I LOVE IT. I love La Eames and Le Goren, and even the fact it's a complete and utter remake down to the Goren Head Tilt and Eames' "Oh, Goren" Face.

Look! Do they have their roles down OR WHAT. Let's look at this wonderfully bizarre excuse for Dick Wolf to get more money closer.
( Maison, er, croissant le fille un je suis? )
I can feel the following coming on:
a) crossover fic where Eames and Goren eat bread sticks, and
b) RPF where the French stars visit and Perez is all over Katie and VDO gets full jealous and hello.
Stop me. No. Really.
And I LOVE IT. I have no idea what they are saying, BUT I LOVE IT. I love La Eames and Le Goren, and even the fact it's a complete and utter remake down to the Goren Head Tilt and Eames' "Oh, Goren" Face.

Look! Do they have their roles down OR WHAT. Let's look at this wonderfully bizarre excuse for Dick Wolf to get more money closer.
( Maison, er, croissant le fille un je suis? )
I can feel the following coming on:
a) crossover fic where Eames and Goren eat bread sticks, and
b) RPF where the French stars visit and Perez is all over Katie and VDO gets full jealous and hello.
Stop me. No. Really.
I got the Pretender movies on DVD last week, and have only watched Island of the Haunted because, really, who gives a crap about Pretender 2001?
It shall forever, from this day, be known as LOLsland of the Haunted, thanks to THAT SCENE.
You know the one. The one where Jarod's nipples are horribly erect.

( It would come springing! From my lips! )
( Remember when Jarod was a Jailbird? )
OH, SHOW. I LOVE YOU.
It shall forever, from this day, be known as LOLsland of the Haunted, thanks to THAT SCENE.
You know the one. The one where Jarod's nipples are horribly erect.

( It would come springing! From my lips! )
( Remember when Jarod was a Jailbird? )
OH, SHOW. I LOVE YOU.
So I picked up this book called Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer, right?
And it's a young adult book about a vampire and a human falling in love, right?
And I've really, really, really enjoyed it. Like, I'm re-reading it, even though I just finished it.
And I'd really like to have a look around fandom, maybe write some fic, get into some nice meta discussions.
So why are there no older fans, huh?
I'm not saying the fandom that exists is bad, per se, it's just not my cup of tea. Anyone know of a place where I can
In the meantime, I can't stop laughing at this picture:
LOL RAINES IS HIDING & JAROD IS JAUNTY
.