Okay. [livejournal.com profile] jenncho's submission for the new CI theme:



That was wonderful. Classy, moody and Hoff-filled. But! I present! MY RETALIATION SUBMISSION:




CRIMINAL INTENT SET, DAY

Vincent squinted at the computer screen. "Do you think they're trying to say something about, uh, my..."

"Fuck yeah, bitch! They're sayin' you fat, and not in the fuckin' P-H-A-T way, mofo!" screamed Chris Noth.

Katie rolled her eyes, and tried to back away, but Chris stopped her.

"Hey Pretty Lady, wanna show The Noth your lady fuckin' lumps?"

Luckily, she'd learnt karate in an earlier post.

THE END.
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