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TITLE: Thirty-Six Inch Waist
FANDOM: The Pretender
RATING:Lame MA, for sexual situations and profanities
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bantha_fodder after a conversation before my trip away. I don't know if Michael T. Weiss has a 36" waist or not, but gee, I wouldn't mind outfitting him at my work and showing him to our change rooms. Perve. Spot the cameo from yours truly!
( 'Miss Parker cursed red-and-white-fat-men, Bing Crosby and dead poultry on overly decorated tables.' )
Where, oh where, has my writing skill gone?
TITLE: Thirty-Six Inch Waist
FANDOM: The Pretender
RATING:
NOTES: Written for
bantha_fodder after a conversation before my trip away. I don't know if Michael T. Weiss has a 36" waist or not, but gee, I wouldn't mind outfitting him at my work and showing him to our change rooms. Perve. Spot the cameo from yours truly!( 'Miss Parker cursed red-and-white-fat-men, Bing Crosby and dead poultry on overly decorated tables.' )
Where, oh where, has my writing skill gone?
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