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piecesofalice Sep. 14th, 2008 09:04 pm)
piecesofalice Sep. 14th, 2008 09:04 pm)It's taken me two weeks to come to terms with this. It's been a long road, a hard road, but one I feel I will travel down with the full support of my family and friends.
Guys, I have turned gay. For Maggie Lawson in roller derby garb.
Oh yeah. *leers like old creepy man*
This post requires a soundtrack, so for your aural pleasure:
ZZ Top - Legs
Shampoo - Trouble
I'm pretty sure I could make a fanmix out of this episode alone. But! Now your ears are sufficiently assaulted, bring on the baby blues and lower cuts to the neck, y'all!
I could lie to you, and say this will be an episode recap. But really, I love you all too much to lie that blatantly. This is all about Maggie Lawson - nay, Juliet "Maniac" O'Hara - and how someone can pretend to be sweet and kitten-cake and wonderful, until you give her a kick-ass pair of skates, fake eyelashes and a booyah attitude. Then she's freakin' hot, and thus a new Pieces kink was realised: inappropriate roller derby girl fetish.
And one for lacy black bras, it seems. (Bewbs!)
There is a plot - SBPD works out there's a connection between roller derby and some robberies that are a-happenin'. Juliet, who apparently goes "too deep" whilst undercover, joins the Santa Barbarians to infiltrate this gang ofhot women.
She does some detective work...
...which requires her to climb on things. Lobby music plays
How freakin' adorable is she, with her scowly face and nose-breakin' arms?
There's a whole TV show here, people. Cute detective by day!
Kick-ass sexy roller derby PI by night!
Featuring her sidekick, Frowny McFrownerface!
Oh yeah. Remember this guy? About six foot something, blue eyes, goes by the name "Carlton"?
He's around. Bein' cute, too, with a mannequin. Not the Kim Catrall kind, more's the pity.
Sometimes, he lives out his own inappropriate roller derby fetishes, too, while smile complacently at his partner. Y'know. His partner?
Yeah! Yeah, that's right! Juliet and Lassiter are partners! They, like, detect shit together! They also go together like birds of a feather. And ARE PAINFULLY RIPPED APART BY SOME CRAP OUT-OF-NOWHERE SHIT STARRING SHAWN "WHATEVER" SPENCER.
(I will concentrate on the Maggliciousness. I will not rant. I promise.)
Hot back shot, y'all. That's enough to distract me from a J/L rant, right?
Oh. Come on. The amount of fic this shot alone should create re: Juliet/Lassiter? Or the lost plot line of Lassiter being thingy about guys ogling his partner? It's just...just...
Ugh. I'll be over here, dreamin' of roller skates.
Next on Thinly Veiled Hate for Psych: Gary Cole and Alan Ruck are sorely underused!
Thank you, Mags. You do put everything into perspective.
Guys, I have turned gay. For Maggie Lawson in roller derby garb.
Oh yeah. *leers like old creepy man*
This post requires a soundtrack, so for your aural pleasure:
ZZ Top - Legs
Shampoo - Trouble
I'm pretty sure I could make a fanmix out of this episode alone. But! Now your ears are sufficiently assaulted, bring on the baby blues and lower cuts to the neck, y'all!
I could lie to you, and say this will be an episode recap. But really, I love you all too much to lie that blatantly. This is all about Maggie Lawson - nay, Juliet "Maniac" O'Hara - and how someone can pretend to be sweet and kitten-cake and wonderful, until you give her a kick-ass pair of skates, fake eyelashes and a booyah attitude. Then she's freakin' hot, and thus a new Pieces kink was realised: inappropriate roller derby girl fetish.
And one for lacy black bras, it seems. (Bewbs!)
There is a plot - SBPD works out there's a connection between roller derby and some robberies that are a-happenin'. Juliet, who apparently goes "too deep" whilst undercover, joins the Santa Barbarians to infiltrate this gang of
She does some detective work...
...which requires her to climb on things. Lobby music plays
How freakin' adorable is she, with her scowly face and nose-breakin' arms?
There's a whole TV show here, people. Cute detective by day!
Kick-ass sexy roller derby PI by night!
Featuring her sidekick, Frowny McFrownerface!
Oh yeah. Remember this guy? About six foot something, blue eyes, goes by the name "Carlton"?
He's around. Bein' cute, too, with a mannequin. Not the Kim Catrall kind, more's the pity.
Sometimes, he lives out his own inappropriate roller derby fetishes, too, while smile complacently at his partner. Y'know. His partner?
Yeah! Yeah, that's right! Juliet and Lassiter are partners! They, like, detect shit together! They also go together like birds of a feather. And ARE PAINFULLY RIPPED APART BY SOME CRAP OUT-OF-NOWHERE SHIT STARRING SHAWN "WHATEVER" SPENCER.
(I will concentrate on the Maggliciousness. I will not rant. I promise.)
Hot back shot, y'all. That's enough to distract me from a J/L rant, right?
Oh. Come on. The amount of fic this shot alone should create re: Juliet/Lassiter? Or the lost plot line of Lassiter being thingy about guys ogling his partner? It's just...just...
Ugh. I'll be over here, dreamin' of roller skates.
Next on Thinly Veiled Hate for Psych: Gary Cole and Alan Ruck are sorely underused!
Thank you, Mags. You do put everything into perspective.
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Also, I sort of want to take up roller derby, just for the clothes. How many minutes do you reckon I'd last without sustaining injury?
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I reckon you'd last as long as me - eleven point two seconds. But hell, it'd be worth it.
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A friend of mine has a cousin that does roller derby, and from the pictures she's showed me, I suspect that is not the actual roller-derby-chick bra. Therefore, it's part of the plan to turn Pieces gay. Mission accomplished!
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Therefore, it's part of the plan to turn Pieces gay.
That minx! (I feel we should go see roller derby while I'm there, btw.)
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hahahah! it takes more than that to make a convincing gay!
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(I cannot stop laughing at this SNL clip. When she says "...and I don't know what that is..." I missed Liz Lemon so much I could cry. Time for a 30 Rock rewatch!)
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I don't want to overstate, but this is the best (gay) picspam you've ever done.
She's so gloriouscutekittenwhiskersexysexysexy to behold.
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Ugh. The nail polish. I painted mine black in honour of her beautiful breasts.
...that's kind of creepy.
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But then, I'll take cameos from my favorite 29-year-old-who-convincingly-played-an-18-year-old any day of the week.
Let my Alan gooooooo.
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Oh, Jules, you and your cute awesome hotness. That bra, which I somehow missed when ogling the rest of her
how could I miss that!and is both cute and sexy, *happy sigh*Something I've noticed is that even though Lassiter has kind of been in the background, he totally shines there (or at least has the past couple episodes). All the little smiles, eeee.
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I think I like it. &hearts
I'll be...in my room...with the blinds down and the door closed.
DON'T COME IN. :O
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