piecesofalice

Text message from lizbee:
Did you know VDO has quit?

Me:
(supposed to be working)
"WHAT."
(races to telephone, pushing customers over)

Luckily, Liz was able to pull up The Reel Blog, and life was okay. Dude. I didn't think I was that out of the loop.

_{You can read the story that caused the freak out here. Oh, News.com.au, you so zany.}

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Current Music: Weaves in the kitchen

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ci,
lol vdo

I made this for

jenncho last week, and forgot to post it for all of you as well:

WHEN CAPTAIN BITCH, PLEASE MET TODD. It's the romantic comedy of the year!

Re: CI - all the clips for "Brother's Keeper"? Make me so happy I could just DIE. Hobo!Brother! Eames' face! Goren looking *SAD*! Ma Goren in a wig!

I'm excited, people.

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Tom Jones | She's a Lady

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I have been staring at this for the better part of an hour, both appalled and hypnotised.

DANCE, PAINT!GOREN. DANCE!

http://roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a432820

I like his MC Hammer pants. Stop! Goren time!

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: ROXIK OVER AND OVER

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My first piece in the

heroes50. Way to go, with the slow-ass-ness, Pieces.

Title: "What Doesn't Kill Us"
Prompt: #5: Destroy
Character: Nathan Petrelli and Niki Sanders (Heroes)
Rating: PG
Word Count: Not many
Spoilers: Up to "Run!"
Disclaimer: KRING, KRING "Hello, this is Tim Kring. Piecesof is aware these characters are mine and not hers. So no suing from me to her. Bye!"
Summary: AU. Plays on the idea of the Future!Heroes - if they didn't save Claire and the whole bloody world collapsed.

( she's got another little hole in her heart )

LOL NATHAN.

Now...the EPISODE RUNDOWN! (for Criminal Intent and Heroes, anyway)

( Criminal Intent, "Albatross" (or, The One With the WTF Teaser) )

( Heroes, "Run!" (Or, The One Where Sylar and Mohinder Planned Their Road Trip) )

Current Mood: content
Current Music: Hawksley Workman | No Sissies

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How many posts have started with "No, I ain't dead" in the life-span of this journal? Many. MANY. But more on RL in a later post.

For now, have some Franny Goren fic that I have been playing with. She's zany! She's the sum of her parents! She's Franny!

(Franny, of course, made her dodgy debut in that oh-so-fluffy piece, "At Home with the Gorens". You know you want more. Now in the first person!)

TITLE: The Fantastically Flawed Adventures of Franny Goren [1/?]
FANDOM: Future!Criminal Intent
RATING: I'd say "WTF", but really, PG
DISCLAIMER: Dick Wolf's, not mine.

( It was the *rip* that gave me away. )

I say this fic becomes Choose Your Own Adventure, but that's just moi.

Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Goren flirting with some bird

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Came home early due to illness. Am cranky. Posting lots. Drinking tonnes of coffee, etc.

ANYHOO. I wrote a fic for

cesario, because she owns me and she got into to library school yayayayayyay. There is no TODD in this, however. Sad.

TITLE: Coming, Not Drowning
FANDOM: Law and Order: Criminal Intent
RATING: There are a couple of sexual bits. Ooh-er! R.
DISCLAIMER: Dick Wolf owns, I borrow.

( Sometimes he wished he was an addict. )

Now, I go and LOL at VDO's sudden teeth change in Season One.

Current Mood: bleh
Current Music: Playradioplay! | I am a Pirate, You Are a Princess

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You know what "Little Tragedies - A Goren+Eames Fanmix" needs? A SEQUEL. With a similar title!

Now with 70% more fluff!

( Miniature Disasters - A Goren+Eames Fanmix, Volume 2 )

HOW 'SHIPPY WAS THAT. I think I've had a shot of fluffy bunny baby toys into my blood stream or something.

_{x-posted to that fanmix place and goren_n_eames}

Current Mood: crappy
Current Music: All Saints | Pure Shores

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I can't believe I wrote this. I blame the sickness and

familyarchives's insistance I do so.

TITLE: The Romantic Trials of TODD
FANDOM: Law & Order: Criminal Intent
DISCLAIMER: Dick Wolf's, not mine.

( The first time Todd was kissed, it was by Sharon Peters in third grade. )

OH TODD. You're the greatest character since...uh...I'll get back to you on that.

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Liz on the phone

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ci,
fic,
todd

Two in one week? Why, I must be ill or something. In the immortal words of Sir Samuel L. Jackson - hold on to your butts! It's the...

Law & Order Criminal Intent Episode Round-Up!

(For the episode (eagerly awaited and oft suggested) "Siren Call" or, "The One Where Eames Gets Cranky Because Everyone Keeps Asking If She's Okay")

( It's okay, Goren, you can have a kip later. PUT THE PILLOW DOWN. )

( Seriously, now )

I wonder why my file of this episode is all crappy and pixely. Huh. Next episode? Something from Season Two, me thinks. That's on CRISP, CLEAR DVD.

Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: "Doctor Who"

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Hold on to your hats! It's the...

Law & Order: Criminal Intent Episode Round-Up!

*smatterings of applause and general disinterest*

(For the episode "Masquerade" or "The One Piecesof Has A Lot of Trouble Spelling - With Liza!")

( Don't get too drunk, Liza - it's image heavy, so I'll need you to be sober, 'kay? )

( Seriously, Now )

They just keep getting longer and longer. Any suggestions for what episode to do next?

Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: The Monkees | Love is Only Sleeping

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One day, I wondered what it would be like if Goren and Eames had a kid, got hitched, retired from the police force and opened a party supplies store.

I figured the kid would be obnoxious and dressed often in inappropriate garb (fairy skirt, combat boots, devil horns), and Goren would stare a lot at customers wanting to buy tiki cups, while Eames fell over piles of books left around their lovely Brooklyn home.

baggers didn't mock me when I told her this. In fact, she encouraged me. So I wrote this wonderfully fluffy fic for her. Address all complaints c/o her, thanks.

Title: At Home With the Gorens
Fandom: Law and Order: Criminal Intent
Rating: FLUFF-TASTIC.
Disclaimer: Dick Wolf pwnz. I, however, own Franny Goren so THERE.

( Tea? )

LOL, fic.

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: The Monkees | Lady Jane

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Quickly before I go to work - Things That Make Piecesof Squeel With Glee:

Lil' Military Eames!!11!111

Could this be any cuter? The Marching Band Old Man agrees. You know Bobby's thinking something along the lines of "pocket, meet Eames." Or slightly pornier, in his Goren way. So, in actuality, he's probably deciphering military codes in his noggin', JUST IN CASE.

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE. WITH BERETS. Yes, I'm squeeing. Yes, I'm lame.

Boots close up. Because? Her boots? Make me dance. So big! So little!

Aaaannnnd - I'm done.

Current Music: Ellie getting ready for work

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ci,
pictures

Only a week late - oh, no, actually, about five episodes late - but, ladies and gentlemen! It's the...

Law & Order: Criminal Intent Episode Round-Up!

(For the episode "The War at Home", or "The One with Fran Drescher and Goren's Mum")

( It's okay, Ma Goren. It might be image heavy, but it ain't your brother. )

( Seriously, now. )

I am loving this season. I'm drawing "I♥SEASON SIX" all over my notebooks, man. How can I be expected to wait a month for the next episode, I DO NOT KNOW.

Current Mood: mellow
Current Music: The Church | Porpoise Song

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I've been sitting on this for a while - and now, I post it.

Celebrating the friendship/romance/partnership (whatever your poison) of Detectives Robert Goren and Alex Eames. It's a little wangsty, a little zany, a little sly, a little all over the place and a lot wistful; but for such a varied and interesting partnership, would you expect anything less?

Don't expect great insights, however. I just ain't that bird. To me, these songs just sound and feel like them - and I hope you enjoy them like I have. Download link after song information.

( Little Tragedies - The Goren+Eames Mix )

Okay, that ended up being rather Goren-centric, didn't it. Huh.

_{x-posted to that fanmix comm place}

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Hot Chip | Over and Over

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I think I just spent a good hour staring at this:

Somethings? Just give me so much joy.

_{*dashes off to MEGA INTERVIEW*}

Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: The Polyphonic Spree | Together We're Heavy

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ci,
pictures

I've been ploughing around YouTube looking for distracting crap today, thanks to me being "missing" (don't ask) and having the worst bout of writer's block since forev.

So: here is PIECESOF'S THE WONDERS OF YOUTUBE LIST.

♥ For

gunderpants: Tonks/Lupin vid.
To the Monkees, natch. I just know you're going to love me after seeing this, Gun.

♥ Adrian Munsey - The Lost Sheep.
If you don't watch anything else in this post, watch this. Please. You will thank me in the morning with a full breakfast in bed.

♥ Mommie Dearest vs The Monkees. Dig that large, large text!

♥ BECAUSE I NEEDED TO SEE YOU DANCE LIKE THAT, D'ONOFRIO.
Or, in which Detective Robert Goren goes undercover for no reason whatsoever.

♥ Scene from "The Posthumous Collection"
Season 4 of "Criminal Intent". If there was any scene that could turn me into a gushing 'shippy fangirl, this is it. Squeetastic.

♥ "Everybody Wants You" - Pretender-vid.
Finally! My Billy Squire and Pretender loves, smooshed together in one handy vid! The author has also done one to "Incomplete" by BSB - IT'S LIKE SHE'S STOLEN MY SOUL. Actually, all her vids are kick-ass - here are all her vids. Yo, LeoChick!

♥ *NSYNC performing "This I Promise You/ByeByeBye/It's Gonna Be Me" at the 2000 VMAs. Easily the best freakin' performance EVAR. Even if Woodridge Weenie Robson choreographed it. Note: fast forward to 1min 10secs, coz, yo, I don't think you wanna sit through "This I Promise You" unless you have to. "LAYDEEEEZZZ!" OH KIRKPATRICK YOU OWN ME.

♥ And finally: AJ's fave singer is Crazy Frog, because he's so high on cocaine he thinks he's regressed back in age and is eight again.

_{This is for my mother, who claims my LJ is BORING. I &hearts U, Mummo!}

Current Mood: restless
Current Music: Ben Lee | Apple Candy

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Days off are awesome. I can catch up on fic, chat with

baggers about Jeffrey Dean Morgan and

bantha_fodder about Broots/Miss Parker porn OMG; scream about Supernatural and read the lol_meme until my eyes fall out. (The Pandalecki/Pandackles thing made me laugh way too hard.)

But now! It's Goren and Eames time, with thanks to the wonderful

atlashrugged.

TITLE: Double Distilled
FANDOM: L&O: Criminal Intent (Goren/Eames)
RATING: I'd say about an R, just for safety.
DISCLAIMER: Dick Wolf pwnz.

( So the grinding continues, the leopard print fanned across the placard flooring and her shirt following suit. )

The Avon lady just visited! Suburbia is so suburbian sometimes.

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Tegan & Sara | Superstar

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While I wait for L&O:SVU to download, I must regale you with the best hour of episodic television I've seen since...well, "Fault", last season. Yes, folks - it's time for the PiecesofAlice review of...

The L&O:Criminal Intent Season 6 Premiere!

(Otherwise known as: "Blind Spot" or "The One Where Eames Got Kidnapped")

I'll take a leaf from

velocityofsound's recent CSI-recap-post-thing, and provide you kindly with visuals.

( Eames and Goren were surprised their police badges didn't allow them full DVD borrowing priviledges... )

( Or, a more serious approach to the season premiere. )

Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: Regurgitator | Superstraight

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ci,
episode recaps

I have gotten way too excited by the CI/SVU premiere ad that is floating around (thanks to YouTube, you too can see Eames hanging from a meat hook). One week to go! My pants are excited. Goren strangling and yelling! Eames in teh mortal danger! It's like the Best. Fic. Ever, but with sound.

Hur. I laughed too hard at the dynamite line. My lameness knows no bounds.

Speaking of which, here's a lame Criminal Intent fic for you, before I dance off to get ready for Mr. Folds.

Title: Sushi
Author:

piecesofalice
Fandom: Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Goren/Eames gen
Disclaimer: Not mine. Have you seen Dick Wolf? He'd go Tony Soprano on your ass, for sure.
Rating: PG-13. Good, clean sushi-eatin' fun!

( Sushi, CI, PG-13 )

I have totally watched the season premiere ad like, too many times to even admit to.

Current Mood: excited
Current Location: The kitchen table, yo
Current Music: Ben Folds Five | Army

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"ZOMG SRS AC-TOR"

DRIVE BY!

DANCE, MAGIC, DANCE

OH I JUST LOVE MY SHOWS (Post 2/2 - The Fandom Post)

Fic: "The Fantastically Flawed Adventures of Franny Goren", CI

Fic: "Coming, Not Drowning", Criminal Intent

Muske Poste: "Miniature Disasters - A Goren + Eames Fanmix Volume 2"

Fic: "The Romantic Trails of TODD", Criminal Intent

doo dey ron day ron day, doo dey ron ron; she hangs out - "Siren Call"

Law & Order Criminal Intent Episode Round-Up!

girl, don't you know we could work it out with talking? - "Masquerade"

Law & Order: Criminal Intent Episode Round-Up!

Fic: "At Home With The Gorens", Criminal Intent

Military!Eames, or, height differences make Pieces squee!

i'll pretend i'm healthy, that everything is fine - "The War at Home"

Law & Order: Criminal Intent Episode Round-Up!

Fan Mix - Goren + Eames

in ur kid's bedroom, stealin' ur horsey

You me, you me and YouTube

FIC: CI, "Double Distilled"

for every mistake, we must surely be learning

The L&O:Criminal Intent Season 6 Premiere!

it's fic and spam-tastic!

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