I got the Pretender movies on DVD last week, and have only watched Island of the Haunted because, really, who gives a crap about Pretender 2001?
It shall forever, from this day, be known as LOLsland of the Haunted, thanks to THAT SCENE.
You know the one. The one where Jarod's nipples are horribly erect.

( It would come springing! From my lips! )
( Remember when Jarod was a Jailbird? )
OH, SHOW. I LOVE YOU.
It shall forever, from this day, be known as LOLsland of the Haunted, thanks to THAT SCENE.
You know the one. The one where Jarod's nipples are horribly erect.

( It would come springing! From my lips! )
( Remember when Jarod was a Jailbird? )
OH, SHOW. I LOVE YOU.