Let him be someone equally on par - Vince Vaughn, maybe?

My poor heart explodes with just the idea. But since everyone has told me over and over that he has an OLDER brother, I guess I will have to settle with my number 2 choice of Alec Baldwin.

LOL TODD. LOL Captain Bitch, Please's family in general.

That "...Todd" line had me ROTF! I had to pause my dvr while I LOLed and rewound. Awesomeness INDEED!