This is for sajee, because I love her. And Tom/Padma. And Saito/The Universe.

TITLE: Pack Your Knives, Kids, We're Going Cookin'
FANDOM: Inception and Top Chef
RATING: PG. C for crack?
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything.

( To say this was one of their strangest extractions could be a gigantic understatement. )

I can't even.