I like non-porn, but I'm more for touching and learning a lot of the time. Jessie and I were talking about the lack of penis in all these fics, and how it's Juliet who gets well looked after, and we decided it says a lot about Lassiter and his need for control and eagerness to please.

I love his hair longer. Like in the leprechaun movie, it's just ace. I used to think I was a no-chest-hair girl, but as I've grown up, I've realised that I'm all for a bit of bodily carpet.