So, any kind of porn that really isn't porn. Well, save for story, though nary a cock was found. I like when she uses Carlton because it's a reminder that he doesn't use her first name and the reasoning behind it. Mostly the making out.

I love his hair. On the show I like it kind of shorter but I really like his neatly trimmed sideburns for some reason. Also that his sternum bush is like a sternum forest. He should go undercover as someone with less clothes. Or, you know, not a suit.