(Huh. Same with everyone in my department. But we just had a visit from puppies! Puppieeees!)

(I THINK HE COULD TAKE HER WHOLE FACE IN ONE HAND. THEN BE LIKE "I'M TOTES NOT GOING TO KISS YOU" AND SHE'S LIKE "I DON'T WANT YOU KISS ME LIKE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD BECAUSE I DON'T DATE CO-WORKERS AND THEN WE'D HAVE TO FIND NEW PARTNERS AND THEN I'D HAVE TO-"

AND HE'D KISS HER TO SHUT HER THE HELL UP)