Conviction? Barf. Julianne Moore was the only good thing about that show. The skinnyblonde!bitch whose name I cannot even remember, and I'd like to keep it that way, makes my soul die a little bit every time she speaks. CABOT. There it is. Ugh. Why would I remember that?

What? Noth? Sex? Eek.

I guess I can be excused, though. When I look at Law and Order, I'm looking at the ladies. The gents just don't do it for me.