Ah Pretender. How you hurt me with your last minute PSYCH! This show forced me to write lots of porn for years and years. Forced me. There were no choices in this deal.

The hottest thing MTW ever did on that show was consistently dropping his eyes whenever MPs name was brought up. It was like Jarod was manifesting a schoolboy crush that only the incredibly obsessed fans would ever notice.

Oh Pretender. ::sniff::