LOL BROKE THE HTML

I DON'T MEAN TO BREAK YOUR BRAIN. I just open WordPad and start typing and put bad pop music on and HELLO.

Coming soon: a fic in which Goren is a vampire and Eames is not! WILL SHE GO OVER TO THE DARK SIDE? Is this fic teh lame (yes, but ALL FANDOMS need sexy dark vampire fic, man)?

_{(he's all like *STARE* "turtlenecks are hot.")}