I must enable all Shosanna/Fredrick fans because then we'll have wonderful things to get all giddy about. Really, I'm improving the quality of the internet.

Hardcore porn, you say? That's always appreciated, too, but that quote was fluffy like a tiny bunny and it couldn't be ignored (tiny bunnies, like Mélanie/Daniel, are also far too adorable).

YES YOU SHOULD TYPE UP THAT INTERVIEW, BECAUSE I LOVE THAT QT TAKES HIS ACTORS OUT TO FANCY RESTAURANTS TO WOO THEM INTO BEING IN HIS FILMS (WHICH STARTED WITH UMA, BTW).

OMG edited for typos because they broke my brain.