Dude. Dude. FF.net makes me so depressed, I can hardly even. There's one fic I found (this one (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3635250/1/Wishes)) that didn't make me want to claw my eyes out, and even it with it's "OMG OLIVERRRRR I HAD A BEBBEH WITH YOU BUT JACKSOOONNN OMG OMG"-ness, I was almost driven to drink.

You know the entire cast of HSM has either gotten drunk in a group or made out with each other. A lot. And Kenny Ortega films it. (that sounds like a prompt from the meme...)