I've decided to be a Pollyanna about all the episodes, to make y'all feel better. It's my role in this, totally.

Even so, I'm getting pretty cranky. What is wrong with this show, seriously? I understand they're trying to make Shawn A Serious Boy With Morals And Shit, and thus Juliet is probably supposed to be his redeemer or something shite, but come on - don't they learn that you NEVER put real-life couples together on screen, because it ends in disaster?

Ugh. Ugh. We must be positive, or I may turn to drinking and not be joking, man.