I can't see my flist, so tell me all the details of this torment. And why the hell did I start it? I am innocent. Somewhat.

I shall post the LOLarity that is the PLOT to KILL DD, and let the world know that, yes, it's an extract FROM A BOOK. A whole book filled with crack! I'm hopin' she got it on with Howard Keel, grrrrr.

Currently, my Eames and Goren dolls are sitting on top of my DVDs. Close?