You know my feelings about this fic, so I will simply say that if you're going to quote "The Cheat is Not Dead," then at least have the decency to link to that song so I'm not humming it in a vacuum.

(There is a sorta pretentious record/cd/movie store about 1.5 miles from my joint where they sell Strong Bad DVDs, tee shirts, and more. Something to look forward to...or fur deine besondere Tag?)

CURSE YOU, CLOSING PARENS!!!