Hey! How are you? I know you haven't heard from me for a while, but I've been, uh, busy. Y'know. With life, and Life
and other shit I'm sure you don't want to hear about. How's this weather, huh? And that local sports team?
Oh, who am I kidding. We're having problems, aren't we. Serious problems, beginning and ending mostly with James Roday. And That Kulchak Woman. And having "Lassie" in your latest episode title. And, oh, setting up awesome partner-love then softy and soundly kicking it in the pants.
You know what you should do? Have an episode where Lassiter's, like, set up for a murder. And then, like, have Juliet be all "noooes, not my partner!", complete with sternum bush and scenes at his place that end in
hugs. Y'know, natural plot-line progression and shit.
What do you think? Let me know, because I really do like you, and want to be mates again.
With love and hope,
Your Pieces xoxox
PS: If you can fit in a roundhouse kick to Roday's noggin and/or Maggie in a roller derby costume, you know you're back in mah bed, boo.( I'd like to think this is kind of a push in the right direction, but I'd be wrong, right? )
LOOK AT THAT BAD ASS MOFO, YO! LOOK AT THAT SHIT.